linettiperetti:

At this point I don’t care who I date as long as they think John Mulaney is funny

bookjunkie26:

samswittyusername:

alangwiggy:

madmothmiko:

acolytejezebel:

Impossible!!

How do you even…. ?

This is the type of stage pageantry that people pay hundreds to see. Imagine how long the costume designer took intricately put into making those dresses the people behind the scene are the true heroes of theater 

The one on the right is a true work of art

THEATRE

AH YES THEATRE

Hey Carrie Manolakos, how does your voice do that?

 

kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

humansofnewyork:

"I have a neck injury so I had to tone it down this year."

humansofnewyork:

"I have a neck injury so I had to tone it down this year."

the-great-sherlock:

iamtherightkirsti:

wow he really hates school

This guy speaks to me on a spiritual level

WTFFF THIS IS MY FRIEND 

WHY ARE YOU ON MY TUMBLR WITH OVER 300,000 NOTES?!

kristenwiigthequeenofsnl:

I would actually sell my soul if it meant I could go and see the 40th anniversary special of SNL live at 8H

sososopranoboy:

JERSEY BOYS (2014) MOVIE TRAILER